Rodger Ebert

Siskel: This film reminds me of my mother, I hated my mother! Much like my feelings toward her, I predict you'll hate this movie too. TWO THUMBS DOWN

Ebert: Tenet, more like to rent. This film is so long it'll have ya screaming "te te today junior!" TWO THUMBS DOWN

Siskel: I did not see this movie too! TWO THUMBS DOWN

Ebert: I went to see this movie at The Arclight Cinema. I bought two large tubs of popcorn, got food posioning, and spent the entirety of the film on the dumper. TWO THUMBS DOWN